Shows: This is Riveting Television
Apparently there is a new entry on the reality TV circuit. That's right. The one you've been waiting for: Can YOU Be a Pornstar? Compete for a $100,000 cash prize and a one-year contract with a major adult video distributor.
No longer do you have to feast on roast rat or watch the fat naked guy cavort on the beach to win your money. Nope. Now you just have to do the pool guy and the gardener while the maid watches. All on pay-per-view. No worries, though - the PPV version is rumored to be R-rated. No one will see you do the nasty. Unless they buy the uncensored DVD, that is...
