June 2006 Archives

Lou Bookman (Ed Wynn, who we would see again in Ninety Years Without Slumbering in Season 5) is a pitchman, and when he learns that he is about to die, he isn’t quite ready. He wanted to give one big pitch, a pitch for the angels, and he makes a deal with Death that he won’t go until he has done so. He thinks he made a great deal.

Unfortunately Death has a trick up his sleeve. Insted of Mr. Bookman, he is going to take little Maggie, and that won’t do at all. So Mr. Bookman has decided to delay Death past his appointed time, and as it turns out he does so with the pitch of a lifetime – one for the angels it seems. When he is done, Maggie will recover, and it’s Mr. Bookman’s time to go. Nice tale.

In the last episode of the series, we see a bit of continuity strangeness. It starts with two kids who are getting out of the swimming pool to find that their parents are getting a divorce. Then they run back into the pool. Next we see them and their parents in different outfits in a different conversations – turns out this is a prior conversation, but it explains that the pool is a gateway to another world of sorts, where they can escape their parents who no longer seem to want to be a family. But they return to the real world to give them another chance.

The son then runs back to the pool again to get away, and the daugther gets him one more time because the mother has promised something new. Finally they return once more to the real world and the parents talk to them, and tell them that what is new is the divorce. And that is when they finally run to the pool and disappear for good, never to return. And with that, the series ends.

Close to Home Recap: Privilege

This is one of the stronger episodes of this series to date. The prosecution is seeking evidence against a suspect, but cannot get to it because of attorney-client privilege. As it turns out, the suspect seems to be a member of a white supremacy group, and that is what turns the tide. The defender steps down and provides Annabeth with the information she seeks, because another potential victim’s life may be saved.

Actually a very charged episode for prime time network television. And made even more so because the white defender ends up dating (and is engaged to) a black woman. Nice twist, it was just a little surprising to see. Well done all around.

Ghost Whisperer Recap: Voices

This episode held an interesting turn, where the ghost infected the airwaves. The person who died was a wife having an affair, and she died when she took an unexpected step and fell in a hole, but the hole was near an electrical substation, and that allowed her to take over all sort of electrical appliances.

So she did in an attempt to contact her son, who badly needed her help, and then Melinda. It turns out her son was gay, and had written a manuscript that her husband needed to read. But her son wouldn’t give the story to her husband because they didn’t communicate with one another. Enter Melinda to save the day.

Mythbusters Recap: Franklin’s Kite

Franklin’s Kite. There are two parts to this myth. The first is to test the actual circumstances surrounding Benjamin Franklin’s discovery of electricity (that is, can you fly a kite in a storm, and if you can, will it conduct a current down a string to a key and can the person flying the kite get shocked). The second is to see if that person (Benjamin Franklin) survive the event.

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Dirty Jobs Recap: Chick Sexer

Chick Sexer. Visiting the McMurray Hatchery, Mike learns that there are two ways to tell chickens apart. By their feathers and (appropriately) by their poo. Well, not so much by their poo, but you have to get their poo out of them. Once you do, the male chicks (usually) have a little bump. And the female chicks (usually) do not. The really good chick sexers can handle 20 thousand chicks in a shift. Pretty good because they go through 80 thousand chicks in a week. Wow. That’s a lot of poo.

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The Twilight Zone Recap: The Fear

In this penultimate episode of the series, Trooper Franklin goes to check on reclusive Charlotte Scott, and he suspects she’s just a snob. Then he finds out she is just scared, and so naturally he becomes protective – until he gets a bit of the same fear himself.

First they just see the lights, and then they hear things on the roof. Then he sees the giant fingerprints on his patrol car, and the next morning they see the huge alien itself! As he shoots it, they are suddenly in the midst of a bunch of wind – it was just a balloon.

Then they see the true aliens – a small spacecraft (that looks suspiciously like the one used in The Invaders way back in Season 2), and they are just a tiny race that was trying to frighten the people of Earth with trickery, and when they can’t, they take off again. That was a close one!

Wallace V. Whipple has found the answer for his company’s flagging fortunes, and it is to replace some 60 thousand people with machines. Once he’s done that he starts to replace everyone with machines. Pretty soon, he’s all alone in the factory, and then the board decides to replace him (with a robot that looks suspiciously like the one from Uncle Simon earlier in Season 5). Whoops.