November 2006 Archives

Earl prepares to make 274 bologna sandwiches for Kenny – since he stole his lunch every day in the fifth and sixth grade. He has to use both white and wheat bread, but eventually he makes all of the sandwiches and delivers them to Kenny. Kenny mentions that he is allergic to mayo, so he hopes that there isn’t any on the sandwiches. But before they can get into the details, Earl gets dragged into Kenny’s latest problem: He’s been dumped.

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In When You Wish to Be a Star (Part 1), Dana finally landed a new job as a Creative Director for an ad agency. Once there, she found that the family for the ad campaign was totally wrong, and when Cheryl showed up, she was perfect, and the family ended up with a free cruise. Once on the cruise, however, Jim was found to be a less-than-ideal father for the video, and he was replaced by an actor. When he found out that Cheryl had to kiss Ted, the actor playing the father, he was steamed. But if they quit the job, they had to pay for the cruise, so he pretended to go along with it.

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Jericho Recap: Vox Populi

The Fall Finale of Jericho begins with Dale finding the body of Gracie Leigh in the market, and then the town is treated to a special version of events through one Mitchell Cafferty. According to his story, Jonah showed up at the compound with a cut on his arm and told the gang that he had killed Gracie because she would no longer be doing business with him. It seems to me that Jonah is perhaps lacking in morals, but I don’t think he was the guilty party here.

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Dana has finally found herself a new job – as Creative Director for an ad agency. The only problem is that she is trying to kiss up to her new boss, and going a bit overboard in the process. To make matters worse, the new campaign also isn’t going well, which is adding some stress to the whole situation. It seems that the family Dana’s new boss has chosen for the campaign just doesn’t “click”.

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According to Jim Recap: Cheryl Sings

As Cheryl tries to keep up with her cousin Mindy, she makes one of the most boneheaded claims of all – she says that she sings for the band. It’s not bad enough to simply claim that she cans sing, but she says she sings for the band. Unfortunately, Mindy calls her on it, because she’s having an engagement party the next week, and she needs a band – so of course she would ask her own cousin to sing. This isn’t going to be pretty.

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Heroes Recap: Chapter Ten: Six Months Ago

When Hiro arrives at the Burnt Toast Diner, he believes that he has made it – he has finally jumped to where he intended. And when he sees Charlie, he thinks that he will save her. But as when he finds out that it is her birthday, and he begins to talk to her, it rapidly becomes clear that it is not when he intended – it is instead six months prior to where he intended to go. This is when things get interesting.

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Richie, who is still stinging from the fact that Lina doesn’t want to be with him, has run into a convenience store. Not run into as in gone into the store to pick something up, but run into as in actually driven his car into the front window. He didn’t do it on purpose, but now he’s there, and he has decided that it may just be better if he doesn’t get out. It’s a safe place.

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After church one Sunday, and Jim has his bowling ball (the “Ebonite 280 with Reactive Resin Shell”) blessed for the upcoming tournament, Reverend Pierson (Chris Elliott) asks Dana to go to lunch with him on Monday. She agrees, but before she can get there, she begins to wonder if it was a bad idea. When they actually get to lunch, she launches into a speech about how she just wants to be friends, but then he introduces her to a mutual friend at an ad agency who may have a job for her. Needless to say, she’s a bit embarrassed.

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It’s official. Dana is pregnant. For real this time. Ryan thinks that he’s ready for it, but that’s before he talks to Jim, who has already served three tours of duty, and Ryan soon learns that it isn’t going to be as easy as he had thought. The gummi bears that Dana liked that morning are already the wrong ones, and the chocolate milk that he had perfect earlier he now can’t get right to save his life, and the last thing he wants to do is suggest that she make it herself.

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According to Jim Recap: The Best Man

Danny (Dan Aykroyd) and Laraine (Laraine Newman) return to visit Jim and Cheryl with some news. They are getting married – and they ate all the banana bread. What’s more, Danny wants Jim to be the best man in his wedding. Jim, of course, is happy to oblige, so long as he gets to throw the bachelor party. Which is where things get a little dicey.

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