Andy has a new girl, who works at the DMV. She isn’t very friendly, and has a bunch of ailments, and then Dana slaps her. She didn’t do it on purpose – her arm was asleep from working with the girls, and then she tries to wake it up by shaking it and then it just sort of slaps the woman.
She doesn’t take kindly to being slapped, though. So Jim steps up to offer his “chick whispering” skills. Cheryl offers her skills as a matchmaker, but when Jim points out that he married up and Cheryl married down, it’s really no contest.
Jim and Andy get some hidden earphones and go out to a bar where they try and pick up a girl for Andy. Spotting a likely one drinking white wine, Andy moves in and seems successful. Andy gets her number and everything – it looks like he’s on the move!
The only problem is that she shows up later at work and she wants something of Andy’s to keep with her. A little piece of hair, perhaps. But instead of waiting until they can find some scissors, she rips it out of his chest and stuffs it into her locket. This woman is psycho.
When Andy confronts Jim with it, they determine that she is “acceptably psycho” – that is, until she locks Andy up with handcuffs and leaves him for several hours, with “Property of Stephanie” written on his stomach in henna (she wanted to brand him). Then it’s time to dump her. But she won’t take that for an answer either.
That’s when the truth comes out, and she finds that Jim is behind it all, and Andy’s in the clear – but Jim isn’t. Stephanie tells Jim that she loves him now. And apparently she wasn’t drinking white wine – she was drinking cosmos.
At this point, Jim and Andy head back to the house. When they get there, they find Stephanie talking to Cheryl. Apparently Cheryl has been informed that she’ll be single soon, since Stephanie and Jim are soul mates – but Cheryl did get a nice manicure out of it. This isn’t good – but it did bring the brains into the problem, and that’s what was needed.
The next night at the bar, Cheryl and Dana wear matching outfits with numbers on them, indicating that they are “wife 1″ and “wife 2″, and then Andy comes in with “wife 10″, and a shirt for Stephanie that shows she will be “wife 11″ – that’s enough to send her packing. Close one.
On a side note: This is one of the few episodes where the kids don’t appear – not even in the introduction.
