Dirt Recap: You Don't Know Jack
When Leo walks in on new boyfriend and action hero/family man Jack Dawson, along with another boy toy, he decides that he's had enough, so he promptly runs to big sister Lucy, and all is forgiven for following him last episode. Now he just wants revenge, and he knows just how to get it.
Lucy promptly dispatches Don to get some pictures, but when Leo gets back to the gated compound, he can't get in - the lock has been changed. Leo manages to get in, and scribbles a note for Don, and Don snaps some revealing photos, but gets caught in the act - and beaten to a pulp in the process. Talk about dedication. Cutting off a finger tip, getting beaten up. This guy is a machine. Lucky for him (and Lucy), he swallowed the film before getting kicked off the grounds, and the pictures are quite revealing.
Meanwhile, Holt has his own problems. Sure, he has a big movie starting tomorrow, but Julia doesn't get it. She just wants a little love and Holt can't give it to her. He's concerned about his weight, which is a reason to be worried, but he can't get with the woman he loves? I'm thinking that he has the hots for Lucy.
Julia doesn't have time for that game, however, and goes to see Garbo, who tries to convince Julia that maybe Holt was the one who told the tabloids about Kira being pregnant. Strangely, Julia thinks that Holt would never betray her. Strange, of course, because that's exactly what he did (way back in the Pilot). That's what started his rise to fame, and ironically, that's also what caused him the guilt that crashed his car, which started Julia's downward spiral, which led her to the arms of Garbo.
Speaking of Holt, his movie career is doing well - he scores a car that he's advertising, and he's got a great shoot going on until Julia shows up and absolutely loses it in front of everyone, telling them all how he doesn't love her any longer, and then she just completely breaks down, screaming on the steps, before heading back to see Garbo and shooting up (and then throwing up).
That other pansy Brent gets a visit from two associates of Tweedy McDaniel - they want to know who gave them the story about Aundre G, which Brent said he wouldn't run. Of course you know he will, but it's fun to watch him squirm. The delightful Wayne Brady plays one of the guys, and the dialogue of the interrogation is second only to the situation.
They tie Brent up in his kitchen, and offer to serve him a rather delicate portion of his body, fried up in a pan. Naturally he gives up the source, and Prince Tyreese ends the episode with his kneecaps broken. Brent is such a worm.
